my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
IT’S BACK
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
"Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy so when he grows up, he’ll know the value of things, not the price."
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(Source: disimba, via strawberrystuffeddonut)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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